Welcome to Yossel's Toessels!

Knitting: Enslavement or Freedom?
Is knitting part of the phalocratic plan to subjugate women?

Reindeer Games: Knitting Images
How image knitting is destroying this country.

How To Get Your Very Own Toessel
Now you can be one of the chosen.

How the Terminator Taught Me to Knit
How, without the help of one very large Austrian, I wouldn't be here today.

I am Joe Eszterhas
How Hollywood's best paid screenwriter is an inspiration to the rest of us without any talent.

You Deserve Free Stuff!
The first in a long line of promotions to win a free toessel. Do you feel lucky, punk?

No, It's Really Not That Tough
Is knitting really easier than making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?