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Create Your Own Ethnicity: The Turban Toessel

The turban is really two parts: the easy but pleasing striped ridges on the sides, and the fold-over top. I couldn't really get a good picture of it, but the top is actually a sort of open "roll". You can store business cards there, or scratch your noggin should you become itchy all of the sudden.

Did you know? The turban provided the theoretical underpinnings for the cadillac, and hence, the angry teapot as well?

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