Rogaine

I wish I could patent this, but something tells me I can't be the first person to have attached crocheted ropes to a knitted hat. Regardless, you can be the third by making up one of these beauties. And guys, nothing, absolutely nothing, feels like running your fingers through your newfound thick, lustorous locks.

Did you know? Women find bald men far sexier than their hairy counterparts, and men with artificial hair the sexiest of all. Really.