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How hot is it where you live?
Hotter than two mice humping in a wool sock.
Tain't too hot, tain't too cold.
Polar bears huddle for warmth.

How much should I spend on the yarn?
I'm very high-maintenance.
Whatever you feel I'm worth.
Taco Bell is too pricey for me.

What colors would you like?


Special Orders don't upset us.


What do I get out of it?
Psst! Make sure you've read the the list of things I'm looking for when considering what to put in this box.

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