TUNCE upon a                            WINE in a LARAWAY FAND
 lived a GEAUTIFUL                            BIRL named RINDERCELLA.
 She lived with                            her MUGLY OTHER and her two SAD BISTERS.
 They made RINDERCELLA                            do all the WOUSE HERK,
 clean the ashes                            from the PIRE FACE, FLOP the MORES, and DAUSH the WISHES.
 One day an                            invitation came from the PING'S KALACE
 to come to                            a BANCY FALL and meet the PRANSOME HINCE.
 That MUGLY OTHER                            and the SAD BISTERS got all gussied up and off they went
 to the PING'S                            KALACE to the BANCY FALL to meet that PRANSOME HINCE.
 RINDERCELLA sat down                            and she cried, and she cried, cuz all she had to wear was her RIRTY DAGS
 when SOLIMAN UDDEN                            "Poof!" There was her GAIRY FODMOTHER.
 She said, "Why                            who are you?"
 She said, "I'm                            your GAIRY FODMOTHER, didn't you hear me 'Poof?'
 I'm here to                            change your RIRTY DAGS into a GEAUTIFUL BOWN
 so you can                            go off the the PING'S KALACE to the BANCY FALL
 and meet that                            PRANSOM HINCE, on CON ONE dition".
 You must leave                            before the STROCK CLIKES NIDMIGHT. Poof! She disappeared!
 RINDERCELLA looked down                            at her RIRTY DAGS, but they had changed into a GEUTIFUL BOWN.
 So off she                            went to the PING'S KALACE to the BANCY FALL.
 No sooner did                            she get there than she met that PRANSOM HINCE.
 They danced and                            they danced, and they LEL in FUVE. (Oh my!)
 SOLIMAN UDDEN: Bong.                            Bong. Bong. That STROCK CLUCK NIDMIGHT.
 RINDERCELLA ran out                            of there like her bustle was ablaze.
 She got to                            the STOTTOM of the BAIRS... and she SLOPPED HER DRIPPER!
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 That PRANSOME HINCE                            he ran after that GEAUTIFUL BIRL,
 but when he                            got to the STOTTOM of the BAIRS, all he could find was her SLOP DRIPPER.
 So the very                            next morning he HUMPED on his JORSE and rode for RILES and RILES a MOUND
 to find the                            GEAUTIFUL BIRL who SLOPPED her DRIPPER.
 Finally he came                            to the house of RINDERCELLA,
 but first he                            had to try that SLOP DRIPPER on the MUGLY OTHER, and of course it FIDN'T DIT.
 Then he had                            to try that SLOP DRIPPER on the two SAD BISTERS, and it FIDN'T DIT.
 Finally he got                            to try that SLOP DRIPPER on RINCERCELLA, and of course, it FID DIT.
 So they MAPILY                            HARRIED, and they lived FAPPILY ever HAFTER.
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 The STOREL of                            the MORAY is this:
 If you are                            a GEAUTIFUL BIRL in a LARAWAY FAND,
 and invitation comes                            to the PINGS KALOUS to a BANCY FALL.
 And your GAIRY                            FODMOTHER comes and turns your RIRTY DAGS into a GEAUTIFUL BOWN
 and off you                            go the PING'S KALACE, to the BANCY FALL,
 and you meet                            that PRANSOM HINCE,
 and you dance,                            and you dance, and you LALL in FOVE.
 And the STROCK                            CLIKES NIDMIGHT and you dash to the STOTTOM of the BAIRS.
 Don't forget to                            SLOP your DRIPPER!

 ------- all the                            twisties in the order they appear
 TUNCE upon a                            WINE
 LARAWAY FAND
 GEAUTIFUL BIRL
 RINDERCELLA
 MUGLY OTHER
 SAD BISTERS
 WOUSE HERK
 PIRE FACE
 FLOP the MORES                           
 DAUSH the WISHES                           
 PING'S KALACE
 BANCY FALL PRANSOME                            HINCE
 MUGLY OTHER SAD                            BISTERS
 PING'S KALACE
 BANCY FALL
 PRANSOME HINCE
 RINDERCELLA
 RIRTY DAGS
 SOLIMAN UDDEN
 GAIRY FODMOTHER
 RIRTY DAGS
 GEAUTIFUL BOWN
 PING'S KALACE BANCY                            FALL
 PRANSOM HINCE
 CON ONE dition                           
 STROCK CLIIKS NIDMIGHT                           
 RINDERCELLA'S RIRTY DAGS                           
 GEUTIFUL BOWN
 PING'S KALACE BANCY                            FALL
 PRANSOM HINCE
 LEL in FUVE                           
 SOLIMAN UDDEN
 STROCK CLUCK NIDMIGHT                           
 RINDERCELLA
 STOTTOM of the                            BAIRS
 SLOPPED HER DRIPPER                           

 PRANSOME HINCE
 GEAUTIFUL BIRL
 STOTTOM of the                            BAIRS
 SLOP DRIPPER
 HUMPED on his                            JORSE
 RILES and RILES                            a MOUND
 GEAUTIFUL BIRL
 SLOPPED her DRIPPER                           
 RINDERCELLA
 SLOP DRIPPER
 MUGLY OTHER
 FIDN'T DIT
 SLOP DRIPPER
 SAD BISTERS, FIDN'T                            DIT.
 SLOP DRIPPER on                            RINCERCELLA, FID DIT.
 MAPILY HARRIED
 FAPPILY ever HAFTER.                           

 STOREL of the                            MORAY.
 GEAUTIFUL BIRL
 LARAWAY FAND
 PINGS KALOUS
 BANCY FALL PRANSOME                            HINCE.
 GAIRY FODMOTHER
 RIRTY DAGS
 GEAUTIFUL BOWN
 PING'S KALACE
 BANCY FALL,
 PRANSOM HINCE
 LALL in FOVE.                           
 STROCK CLIKES NIDMIGHT                           
 STOTTOM of the                            BAIRS.
 SLOP your DRIPPER!                           


 ------- all 21                            twisties with no repetiion
 TUNCE upon a                            WINE
 LARAWAY FAND
 GEAUTIFUL BIRL
 RINDERCELLA
 MUGLY OTHER
 SAD BISTERS
 WOUSE HERK
 PIRE FACE
 FLOP the MORES                           
 DAUSH the WISHES                           
 PING'S KALACE
 BANCY FALL
 PRANSOME HINCE
 RIRTY DAGS
 SOLIMAN UDDEN
 GAIRY FODMOTHER
 GEAUTIFUL BOWN
 CON ONE dition.                           
 STROCK CLIKES
 LALL in FOVE                           
 STODDUM of the                            BAIRS
 SLOP DRIPPER
 HUMPED on his                            JORSE
 RILES and RILES                            a MOUND
 FIDN'T DIT
 FID DIT
 MAPILY HARRIED
 FAPPILY ever HAFTER                           
 STOREL of the                            MORAY


 Adapted from Peggy                            Lynn, Leslie Slape, and many, many others on youtube.