TUNCE upon a WINE in a LARAWAY FAND
 lived a GEAUTIFUL BIRL named RINDERCELLA.
 She lived with her MUGLY OTHER and her two SAD BISTERS.
 They made RINDERCELLA do all the WOUSE HERK,
 clean the ashes from the PIRE FACE, FLOP the MORES, and DAUSH the WISHES.
 One day an invitation came from the PING'S KALACE
 to come to a BANCY FALL and meet the PRANSOME HINCE.
 That MUGLY OTHER and the SAD BISTERS got all gussied up and off they went
 to the PING'S KALACE to the BANCY FALL to meet that PRANSOME HINCE.
 RINDERCELLA sat down and she cried, and she cried, cuz all she had to wear was her RIRTY DAGS
 when SOLIMAN UDDEN "Poof!" There was her GAIRY FODMOTHER.
 She said, "Why who are you?"
 She said, "I'm your GAIRY FODMOTHER, didn't you hear me 'Poof?'
 I'm here to change your RIRTY DAGS into a GEAUTIFUL BOWN
 so you can go off the the PING'S KALACE to the BANCY FALL
 and meet that PRANSOM HINCE, on CON ONE dition".
 You must leave before the STROCK CLIKES NIDMIGHT. Poof! She disappeared!
 RINDERCELLA looked down at her RIRTY DAGS, but they had changed into a GEUTIFUL BOWN.
 So off she went to the PING'S KALACE to the BANCY FALL.
 No sooner did she get there than she met that PRANSOM HINCE.
 They danced and they danced, and they LEL in FUVE. (Oh my!)
 SOLIMAN UDDEN: Bong. Bong. Bong. That STROCK CLUCK NIDMIGHT.
 RINDERCELLA ran out of there like her bustle was ablaze.
 She got to the STOTTOM of the BAIRS... and she SLOPPED HER DRIPPER!
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 That PRANSOME HINCE he ran after that GEAUTIFUL BIRL,
 but when he got to the STOTTOM of the BAIRS, all he could find was her SLOP DRIPPER.
 So the very next morning he HUMPED on his JORSE and rode for RILES and RILES a MOUND
 to find the GEAUTIFUL BIRL who SLOPPED her DRIPPER.
 Finally he came to the house of RINDERCELLA,
 but first he had to try that SLOP DRIPPER on the MUGLY OTHER, and of course it FIDN'T DIT.
 Then he had to try that SLOP DRIPPER on the two SAD BISTERS, and it FIDN'T DIT.
 Finally he got to try that SLOP DRIPPER on RINCERCELLA, and of course, it FID DIT.
 So they MAPILY HARRIED, and they lived FAPPILY ever HAFTER.
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 The STOREL of the MORAY is this:
 If you are a GEAUTIFUL BIRL in a LARAWAY FAND,
 and invitation comes to the PINGS KALOUS to a BANCY FALL.
 And your GAIRY FODMOTHER comes and turns your RIRTY DAGS into a GEAUTIFUL BOWN
 and off you go the PING'S KALACE, to the BANCY FALL,
 and you meet that PRANSOM HINCE,
 and you dance, and you dance, and you LALL in FOVE.
 And the STROCK CLIKES NIDMIGHT and you dash to the STOTTOM of the BAIRS.
 Don't forget to SLOP your DRIPPER!

 ------- all the twisties in the order they appear
 TUNCE upon a WINE
 LARAWAY FAND
 GEAUTIFUL BIRL
 RINDERCELLA
 MUGLY OTHER
 SAD BISTERS
 WOUSE HERK
 PIRE FACE
 FLOP the MORES
 DAUSH the WISHES
 PING'S KALACE
 BANCY FALL PRANSOME HINCE
 MUGLY OTHER SAD BISTERS
 PING'S KALACE
 BANCY FALL
 PRANSOME HINCE
 RINDERCELLA
 RIRTY DAGS
 SOLIMAN UDDEN
 GAIRY FODMOTHER
 RIRTY DAGS
 GEAUTIFUL BOWN
 PING'S KALACE BANCY FALL
 PRANSOM HINCE
 CON ONE dition
 STROCK CLIIKS NIDMIGHT
 RINDERCELLA'S RIRTY DAGS
 GEUTIFUL BOWN
 PING'S KALACE BANCY FALL
 PRANSOM HINCE
 LEL in FUVE
 SOLIMAN UDDEN
 STROCK CLUCK NIDMIGHT
 RINDERCELLA
 STOTTOM of the BAIRS
 SLOPPED HER DRIPPER

 PRANSOME HINCE
 GEAUTIFUL BIRL
 STOTTOM of the BAIRS
 SLOP DRIPPER
 HUMPED on his JORSE
 RILES and RILES a MOUND
 GEAUTIFUL BIRL
 SLOPPED her DRIPPER
 RINDERCELLA
 SLOP DRIPPER
 MUGLY OTHER
 FIDN'T DIT
 SLOP DRIPPER
 SAD BISTERS, FIDN'T DIT.
 SLOP DRIPPER on RINCERCELLA, FID DIT.
 MAPILY HARRIED
 FAPPILY ever HAFTER.

 STOREL of the MORAY.
 GEAUTIFUL BIRL
 LARAWAY FAND
 PINGS KALOUS
 BANCY FALL PRANSOME HINCE.
 GAIRY FODMOTHER
 RIRTY DAGS
 GEAUTIFUL BOWN
 PING'S KALACE
 BANCY FALL,
 PRANSOM HINCE
 LALL in FOVE.
 STROCK CLIKES NIDMIGHT
 STOTTOM of the BAIRS.
 SLOP your DRIPPER!


 ------- all 21 twisties with no repetiion
 TUNCE upon a WINE
 LARAWAY FAND
 GEAUTIFUL BIRL
 RINDERCELLA
 MUGLY OTHER
 SAD BISTERS
 WOUSE HERK
 PIRE FACE
 FLOP the MORES
 DAUSH the WISHES
 PING'S KALACE
 BANCY FALL
 PRANSOME HINCE
 RIRTY DAGS
 SOLIMAN UDDEN
 GAIRY FODMOTHER
 GEAUTIFUL BOWN
 CON ONE dition.
 STROCK CLIKES
 LALL in FOVE
 STODDUM of the BAIRS
 SLOP DRIPPER
 HUMPED on his JORSE
 RILES and RILES a MOUND
 FIDN'T DIT
 FID DIT
 MAPILY HARRIED
 FAPPILY ever HAFTER
 STOREL of the MORAY


 Adapted from Peggy Lynn, Leslie Slape, and many, many others on youtube.