Will you see me in a tree?
Will you see me by the sea?
I'll go where I'll need to be
To find the toessel that's right for me.

Will I go and drive a bus?
That's what I'll do, if I must
Just be sure not to make a fuss
like some old Blunderfussletuss.

Will I look upon my knees?
And then fall back when I sneeze?
Please do not be a tease
If you find the toessel that's right for me.

It will have bold colors of green and red
And be just as comfy as I have read
Where is that toessel to which I'm led,
Sitting there, right on my head!

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