"When you see a punk, you just gotta take him down. My first big mistake on the force was giving any of this trash the benefit of the doubt. You know what they deserve the benefit of? My boot! On the streets, you need serious creds. You walk around in a baseball cap or something, the punks will rip you apart. That's why I stick with my homey toessel. Purple and white. Simple and direct. White, don't make me fight. Purple, I'd hate to drop you like a burple. The punks don't mess. They know."

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