"I can be naughty, but I'd rather be nice. Seriously, I take the job of "Miss Mona Lisa 1998" very seriously. 200 women, most of them Italian, entered this contest, originally held in Branson, Missouri. We all knew from the start that only one of us would win, that only one of us would know the pride of being "Miss Mona Lisa". But I have to honest. Even from the start, I knew it would be me. There was no way I could lose. Like, look. Am I about to smile? About to laugh? About to kick yer butt? You can't tell, can you?

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