TUNCE                            upon a WINE in a LARAWAY FAND
 lived                            a GEAUTIFUL BIRL named RINDERCELLA.
 She                            lived with her MUGLY OTHER and her two SAD BISTERS.
 They                            made RINDERCELLA do all the WOUSE HERK,
 clean                            the ashes from the PIRE FACE, FLOP the MORES, and DAUSH the WISHES.
 One                            day an invitation came from the PING'S KALACE
 to                            come to a BANCY FALL and meet the PRANSOME HINCE.
 That                            MUGLY OTHER and the SAD BISTERS got all gussied up and off they went
 to                            the PING'S KALACE to the BANCY FALL to meet that PRANSOME HINCE.
 RINDERCELLA                            sat down and she cried, and she cried, cuz all she had to wear was her RIRTY DAGS
 when                            SOLIMAN UDDEN "Poof!" There was her GAIRY FODMOTHER.
 She                            said, "Why who are you?"
 She                            said, "I'm your GAIRY FODMOTHER, didn't you hear me 'Poof?'
 I'm                            here to change your RIRTY DAGS into a GEAUTIFUL BOWN
 so                            you can go off the the PING'S KALACE to the BANCY FALL
 and                            meet that PRANSOM HINCE, on CON ONE dition".
 You                            must leave before the STROCK CLIKES NIDMIGHT. Poof! She disappeared!
 RINDERCELLA                            looked down at her RIRTY DAGS, but they had changed into a GEUTIFUL BOWN.
 So                            off she went to the PING'S KALACE to the BANCY FALL.
 No                            sooner did she get there than she met that PRANSOM HINCE.
 They                            danced and they danced, and they LEL in FUVE. (Oh my!)
 SOLIMAN                            UDDEN: Bong. Bong. Bong. That STROCK CLUCK NIDMIGHT.
 RINDERCELLA                            ran out of there like her bustle was ablaze.
 She                            got to the STOTTOM of the BAIRS... and she SLOPPED HER DRIPPER!
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 That                            PRANSOME HINCE he ran after that GEAUTIFUL BIRL,
 but                            when he got to the STOTTOM of the BAIRS, all he could find was her SLOP DRIPPER.
 So                            the very next morning he HUMPED on his JORSE and rode for RILES and RILES a MOUND
 to                            find the GEAUTIFUL BIRL who SLOPPED her DRIPPER.
 Finally                            he came to the house of RINDERCELLA,
 but                            first he had to try that SLOP DRIPPER on the MUGLY OTHER, and of course it FIDN'T DIT.
 Then                            he had to try that SLOP DRIPPER on the two SAD BISTERS, and it FIDN'T DIT.
 Finally                            he got to try that SLOP DRIPPER on RINCERCELLA, and of course, it FID DIT.
 So                            they MAPILY HARRIED, and they lived FAPPILY ever HAFTER.
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 The                            STOREL of the MORAY is this:
 If                            you are a GEAUTIFUL BIRL in a LARAWAY FAND,
 and                            invitation comes to the PINGS KALOUS to a BANCY FALL.
 And                            your GAIRY FODMOTHER comes and turns your RIRTY DAGS into a GEAUTIFUL BOWN
 and                            off you go the PING'S KALACE, to the BANCY FALL,
 and                            you meet that PRANSOM HINCE,
 and                            you dance, and you dance, and you LALL in FOVE.
 And                            the STROCK CLIKES NIDMIGHT and you dash to the STOTTOM of the BAIRS.
 Don't                            forget to SLOP your DRIPPER!

 -------                            all the twisties in the order they appear
 TUNCE                            upon a WINE
 LARAWAY                            FAND
 GEAUTIFUL                            BIRL
 RINDERCELLA                           
 MUGLY                            OTHER
 SAD                            BISTERS
 WOUSE                            HERK
 PIRE                            FACE
 FLOP                            the MORES
 DAUSH                            the WISHES
 PING'S                            KALACE
 BANCY                            FALL PRANSOME HINCE
 MUGLY                            OTHER SAD BISTERS
 PING'S                            KALACE
 BANCY                            FALL
 PRANSOME                            HINCE
 RINDERCELLA                           
 RIRTY                            DAGS
 SOLIMAN                            UDDEN
 GAIRY                            FODMOTHER
 RIRTY                            DAGS
 GEAUTIFUL                            BOWN
 PING'S                            KALACE BANCY FALL
 PRANSOM                            HINCE
 CON                            ONE dition
 STROCK                            CLIIKS NIDMIGHT
 RINDERCELLA'S                            RIRTY DAGS
 GEUTIFUL                            BOWN
 PING'S                            KALACE BANCY FALL
 PRANSOM                            HINCE
 LEL                            in FUVE
 SOLIMAN                            UDDEN
 STROCK                            CLUCK NIDMIGHT
 RINDERCELLA                           
 STOTTOM                            of the BAIRS
 SLOPPED                            HER DRIPPER

 PRANSOME                            HINCE
 GEAUTIFUL                            BIRL
 STOTTOM                            of the BAIRS
 SLOP                            DRIPPER
 HUMPED                            on his JORSE
 RILES                            and RILES a MOUND
 GEAUTIFUL                            BIRL
 SLOPPED                            her DRIPPER
 RINDERCELLA                           
 SLOP                            DRIPPER
 MUGLY                            OTHER
 FIDN'T                            DIT
 SLOP                            DRIPPER
 SAD                            BISTERS, FIDN'T DIT.
 SLOP                            DRIPPER on RINCERCELLA, FID DIT.
 MAPILY                            HARRIED
 FAPPILY                            ever HAFTER.

 STOREL                            of the MORAY.
 GEAUTIFUL                            BIRL
 LARAWAY                            FAND
 PINGS                            KALOUS
 BANCY                            FALL PRANSOME HINCE.
 GAIRY                            FODMOTHER
 RIRTY                            DAGS
 GEAUTIFUL                            BOWN
 PING'S                            KALACE
 BANCY                            FALL,
 PRANSOM                            HINCE
 LALL                            in FOVE.
 STROCK                            CLIKES NIDMIGHT
 STOTTOM                            of the BAIRS.
 SLOP                            your DRIPPER!


 -------                            all 21 twisties with no repetiion
 TUNCE                            upon a WINE
 LARAWAY                            FAND
 GEAUTIFUL                            BIRL
 RINDERCELLA                           
 MUGLY                            OTHER
 SAD                            BISTERS
 WOUSE                            HERK
 PIRE                            FACE
 FLOP                            the MORES
 DAUSH                            the WISHES
 PING'S                            KALACE
 BANCY                            FALL
 PRANSOME                            HINCE
 RIRTY                            DAGS
 SOLIMAN                            UDDEN
 GAIRY                            FODMOTHER
 GEAUTIFUL                            BOWN
 CON                            ONE dition.
 STROCK                            CLIKES
 LALL                            in FOVE
 STODDUM                            of the BAIRS
 SLOP                            DRIPPER
 HUMPED                            on his JORSE
 RILES                            and RILES a MOUND
 FIDN'T                            DIT
 FID                            DIT
 MAPILY                            HARRIED
 FAPPILY                            ever HAFTER
 STOREL                            of the MORAY


 Adapted                            from Peggy Lynn, Leslie Slape, and many, many others on youtube.