TUNCE upon a         a LARAWAY FAND
 lived a GEAUTIFUL BIRL named RINDERCELLA.
 She lived with                         two SAD BISTERS.
 They made RINDERCELLA        the WOUSE HERK,
 clean the ashes                                         DAUSH the WISHES.
 One day an                      the PING'S KALACE
 to come to                       the PRANSOME HINCE.
 That MUGLY OTHER                                            off they went
 to the PING'S                                  that PRANSOME HINCE.
 RINDERCELLA sat down                                                           her RIRTY DAGS
 when SOLIMAN UDDEN                   her GAIRY FODMOTHER.
 She said, "Why who are you?"
 She said, "I'm                                  hear me 'Poof?'
 I'm here to                             a GEAUTIFUL BOWN
 so you can                                 the BANCY FALL
 and meet that                   CON ONE dition".
 You must leave                                    Poof! She disappeared!
 RINDERCELLA looked down                                              a GEUTIFUL BOWN.
 So off she                              the BANCY FALL.
 No sooner did                            that PRANSOM HINCE.
 They danced and                              FUVE. (Oh my!)
 SOLIMAN UDDEN: Bong.                  STROCK CLUCK NIDMIGHT.
 RINDERCELLA ran out                   bustle was ablaze.
 She got to                                     SLOPPED HER DRIPPER!
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 That PRANSOME HINCE              that GEAUTIFUL BIRL,
 but when he                                                        her SLOP DRIPPER.
 So the very                                                            RILES a MOUND
 to find the                    SLOPPED her DRIPPER.
 Finally he came        house of RINDERCELLA,
 but first he                                                                it FIDN'T DIT.
 Then he had                                                      it FIDN'T DIT.
 Finally he got                                                         it FID DIT.
 So they MAPILY                         FAPPILY ever HAFTER.
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 The STOREL of     MORAY is this:
 If you are                     a LARAWAY FAND,
 and invitation comes                        a BANCY FALL.
 And your GAIRY                                                a GEAUTIFUL BOWN
 and off you                          the BANCY FALL,
 and you meet that PRANSOM HINCE,
 and you dance,                        LALL in FOVE.
 And the STROCK                                             of the BAIRS.
 Don't forget to SLOP your DRIPPER!

 ------- all the                 order they appear
 TUNCE upon a WINE
 LARAWAY FAND
 GEAUTIFUL BIRL
 RINDERCELLA
 MUGLY OTHER
 SAD BISTERS
 WOUSE HERK
 PIRE FACE
 FLOP the MORES
 DAUSH the WISHES
 PING'S KALACE
 BANCY FALL PRANSOME HINCE
 MUGLY OTHER SAD BISTERS
 PING'S KALACE
 BANCY FALL
 PRANSOME HINCE
 RINDERCELLA
 RIRTY DAGS
 SOLIMAN UDDEN
 GAIRY FODMOTHER
 RIRTY DAGS
 GEAUTIFUL BOWN
 PING'S KALACE BANCY FALL
 PRANSOM HINCE
 CON ONE dition
 STROCK CLIIKS NIDMIGHT
 RINDERCELLA'S RIRTY DAGS
 GEUTIFUL BOWN
 PING'S KALACE BANCY FALL
 PRANSOM HINCE
 LEL in FUVE
 SOLIMAN UDDEN
 STROCK CLUCK NIDMIGHT
 RINDERCELLA
 STOTTOM of the BAIRS
 SLOPPED HER DRIPPER

 PRANSOME HINCE
 GEAUTIFUL BIRL
 STOTTOM of the BAIRS
 SLOP DRIPPER
 HUMPED on his JORSE
 RILES and RILES a MOUND
 GEAUTIFUL BIRL
 SLOPPED her DRIPPER
 RINDERCELLA
 SLOP DRIPPER
 MUGLY OTHER
 FIDN'T DIT
 SLOP DRIPPER
 SAD BISTERS, FIDN'T DIT.
 SLOP DRIPPER on RINCERCELLA, FID DIT.
 MAPILY HARRIED
 FAPPILY ever HAFTER.

 STOREL of the MORAY.
 GEAUTIFUL BIRL
 LARAWAY FAND
 PINGS KALOUS
 BANCY FALL PRANSOME HINCE.
 GAIRY FODMOTHER
 RIRTY DAGS
 GEAUTIFUL BOWN
 PING'S KALACE
 BANCY FALL,
 PRANSOM HINCE
 LALL in FOVE.
 STROCK CLIKES NIDMIGHT
 STOTTOM of the BAIRS.
 SLOP your DRIPPER!


 ------- all 21          with no repetiion
 TUNCE upon a WINE
 LARAWAY FAND
 GEAUTIFUL BIRL
 RINDERCELLA
 MUGLY OTHER
 SAD BISTERS
 WOUSE HERK
 PIRE FACE
 FLOP the MORES
 DAUSH the WISHES
 PING'S KALACE
 BANCY FALL
 PRANSOME HINCE
 RIRTY DAGS
 SOLIMAN UDDEN
 GAIRY FODMOTHER
 GEAUTIFUL BOWN
 CON ONE dition.
 STROCK CLIKES
 LALL in FOVE
 STODDUM of the BAIRS
 SLOP DRIPPER
 HUMPED on his JORSE
 RILES and RILES a MOUND
 FIDN'T DIT
 FID DIT
 MAPILY HARRIED
 FAPPILY ever HAFTER
 STOREL of the MORAY


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