T'was                            a cold winter's evening,
 The                            guests were all leaving
 O'Leary                            was closing the bar.
 He                            stopped and he said to the lady in red,
 "Get                            out! You can't stay where you are."

 She                            wept a sad tear in her bucket of beer
 As                            she thought of the cold night ahead.
 When                            a gentleman dapper, stepped out of the cra.... PHONE BOOTH
 And                            these were the words that he said,

 Her                            mother never told her, the things a young girl should know,
 About                            the ways of college men,
 And                            how they come and go.
 Age                            taken her beauty, and sin has left its sad scar,
 So                            remember your mothers and sisters, boys,
 And                            let her sleep under the bar.