T'was a cold winter's                            evening,
 The guests were all                            leaving
 O'Leary was closing the                            bar.
 He stopped and he                            said to the lady in red,
 "Get out! You can't                            stay where you are."

 She wept a sad                            tear in her bucket of beer
 As she thought of                            the cold night ahead.
 When a gentleman dapper,                            stepped out of the cra.... PHONE BOOTH
 And these were the                            words that he said,

 Her mother never told                            her, the things a young girl should know,
 About the ways of                            college men,
 And how they come                            and go.
 Age taken her beauty,                            and sin has left its sad scar,
 So remember your mothers                            and sisters, boys,
 And let her sleep                            under the bar.