Be                            glad your nose is on your face,
 not                            pasted on some other place,
 for                            if it were where it is not,
 you                            might dislike your nose a lot.

 Imagine                            if your precious nose
 were                            sandwiched in between your toes,
 that                            clearly would not be a treat,
 for                            you'd be forced to smell your feet.

 Your                            nose would be a source of dread
 were                            it attached atop your head,
 it                            soon would drive you to despair,
 forever                            tickled by your hair.

 Within                            your ear, your nose would be
 an                            absolute catastrophe,
 for                            when you were obliged to sneeze,
 your                            brain would rattle from the breeze.

 Your                            nose, instead, through thick and thin,
 remains                            between your eyes and chin,
 not                            pasted on some other place--
 be                            glad your nose is on your face!