Be glad                            your nose is on your face,
 not pasted                            on some other place,
 for if                            it were where it is not,
 you might                            dislike your nose a lot.

 Imagine if                            your precious nose
 were sandwiched                            in between your toes,
 that clearly                            would not be a treat,
 for you'd                            be forced to smell your feet.

 Your nose                            would be a source of dread
 were it                            attached atop your head,
 it soon                            would drive you to despair,
 forever tickled                            by your hair.

 Within your                            ear, your nose would be
 an absolute                            catastrophe,
 for when                            you were obliged to sneeze,
 your brain                            would rattle from the breeze.

 Your nose,                            instead, through thick and thin,
 remains between                            your eyes and chin,
 not pasted                            on some other place--
 be glad                            your nose is on your face!