Be glad your                            nose is on your face,
 not pasted on                            some other place,
 for if it                            were where it is not,
 you might dislike                            your nose a lot.

 Imagine if your                            precious nose
 were sandwiched in                            between your toes,
 that clearly would                            not be a treat,
 for you'd be                            forced to smell your feet.

 Your nose would                            be a source of dread
 were it attached                            atop your head,
 it soon would                            drive you to despair,
 forever tickled by                            your hair.

 Within your ear,                            your nose would be
 an absolute catastrophe,                           
 for when you                            were obliged to sneeze,
 your brain would                            rattle from the breeze.

 Your nose, instead,                            through thick and thin,
 remains between your                            eyes and chin,
 not pasted on                            some other place--
 be glad your                            nose is on your face!