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"I say I bang my head a lot mostly because of the stupidity of my clients. You know the saying about successful politicians that 'they'll be fine as long as they're not caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy?' Well, this one congressman I represent managed to do both about a week ago, in the home of a known drug dealer, no less.
So he came right to me and told me that I've got to spin it to the press. Now, I can't give away trade secrets, but let's just say that, by the time I was done, the congressman had not only been cleared of all charges, he was actually awarded the Presidential Medal of Valor and was cutting a pilot for a children's television show two days later. It can be a tough job, but it helps to know that I'm making a difference.
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