Office thieves crafty! Some steal laptops, some take pens and pads of paper. All bad, all equal! Look, I carry flint knife. I see you with paper clips not belong to you, slash slash! Hey! Is that your stapler? Slash slash. Safe workplace make happy workers, nobody take your stuff. Hey, I see you before. No personal call on company phone! Where is hammer? Where is hammer!?

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